this is the most genuinely funny thing i have ever read
In Spanish, we don’t really say “I love you” we say “traeme una cerveza” which roughly translates to “you are the light of my soul” & I think that’s beautiful.
I ain’t bringing you shit don’t think you can trick me with your Speedy Gonzales talk.
Actually “Traeme una cerveza” means “Bring me a beer.”
he is slowly becoming one of us
When I was in grade 4 I made a street called antidisastablishmentaranism to go with our career month.
That word means to be against the people who are against the establishment. But no being for the establishment yourself.
Mom, this is the point at which you lean down to your child and say “Son…there will be women with short skirts around all your life. It is YOUR duty to NOT stare if they don’t invite you to speak with them. If you wish to speak with them, you politely introduce yourself. This is when the test comes to NOT objectify a woman dressing comfortably for her. Yes, she looks pretty, yes she’s revealing a lot of skin. But that does NOT mean you’re allowed to Oogle, touch, or hoot in any way. Learn these skills now, son. And always remember. Don’t fucking rape, you little shit. “